Sardar's Jokes! - Page 3

Master · 13-02-2007, 04:09 AM

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.

Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.

It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

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WiccanSpirit · 13-02-2007, 04:39 AM

well, this is a silly joke my mother once told me. Its cute actually. lol
How do you catch a UNIQUE rabbit? unique up on it!!!
How do you catch a TAME rabbit? tame way! Get it??? LOL i think its adorable!!

Reg · 13-02-2007, 05:48 AM

Ha Ha very funny thats so funny.

rajeev · 13-02-2007, 06:58 AM

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

rajeev · 13-02-2007, 06:59 AM

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

13-02-2007, 04:09 AM	#21 (permalink)
Master Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 46	Re: Sardar's Jokes! Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!" +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

13-02-2007, 04:39 AM	#22 (permalink)
WiccanSpirit Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Quebec Canada Posts: 20	Re: Sardar's Jokes! well, this is a silly joke my mother once told me. Its cute actually. lol How do you catch a UNIQUE rabbit? unique up on it!!! How do you catch a TAME rabbit? tame way! Get it??? LOL i think its adorable!!

13-02-2007, 05:48 AM	#23 (permalink)
Reg Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 17	Re: Sardar's Jokes! Ha Ha very funny thats so funny.

13-02-2007, 06:58 AM	#24 (permalink)
rajeev Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 140	Re: Sardar's Jokes! Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun." "But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt." And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

13-02-2007, 06:59 AM	#25 (permalink)
rajeev Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 140	Re: Sardar's Jokes! A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.' Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad. 'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?' The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

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