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Old 13-02-2007, 04:04 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:04 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11 cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or
else return my 20
Rs
back.!
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted
it....
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:05 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder
to
you'...........Sardar
said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:05 AM   #15 (permalink)
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll
U
divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll
apply NEXT YEAR
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:06 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Sardar's wish hen i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
who died peacefuly
in
his
sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he
was driving..
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:06 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what
you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:07 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:07 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local
sardars
have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for
more..
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:08 AM   #20 (permalink)
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
at evening not in
the
morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM
not AM''.
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